i-effed-it-all-up:

i don’t drunk text, i sad text. i text ppl at night when i am the most lonely and vulnerable, and i cannot be held accountable for what i say under the influence of feelings

This is disgustingly corny and despairing, but the worst part is how accurate it is.


the-goddamazon:

LMFAO WHY IS THE DCAU BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER DC SHIT OMG

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59,547 plays Smile Bomb Yu Yu Hakusho

fatphrodite:

walking in the crowd in a faceless town i need to feel the touch of a friend

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AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF KINDNESS THAT I FEEL FROM PEOPLE I DONT EVEN KNOOOOOW

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thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

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wittyandcharming:

muchadoabouttruffles:

Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

man-and-camera:

Kettle River II ➾ Luke Gram

vaultt-tec:

Fallout 3:

↳ DLC


90sdefect:

shantrinas:

gracehelbl0g:

This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.

This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.

why hasnt youtube taken it down yet?… 

im sure its been reported more than enough 

No one is petitioning for those “in the hood” pranks though…yall sure do know how to pick and choose which struggles to support.

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moviesonmercury asked:
Happy birthday man!😆 You share a birthday with Stephen king and many other great unknown people

Thanks man! You’ve taught me something I didn’t know but will probably remember for a long time. 😁


suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

afro-dominicano:

condition: severely slept on